I'm your number one fan.

I don't know why I love you. I just know I can't stop thinking of you. Oh wait, it's cause you make me smile. You always make me smile.

Please don't take him, even though you can.

Now, I can easily understand how you could easily take my man but you do not know what he means to me, Jolene. Well, you can have your choice of men but I could never love again. He's the only one for me, Jolene. I had to have this talk with you 'cause my happiness depends on you and whatever you decide to do, Jolene.

Geeking.

Is it etiquette? No one gives a shit but me. I'm on my own.

Nowhere, here we are in the middle of it. We're not in sync, we're a sinking ship.

Going nowhere, nowhere fast.

Bet she was all over you like a fucking rash. She's just a home wrecker. Don't even know why you still talk to her. I'm in an absolute headfuck right now, my grans passed away so what do you do? Go out and get pissed with your ex that's always trying to get you back? Yeah. That's just fucking great. Thanks a lot for walking all over me.

Why am I even surprised? Shaking with anger and I'm not sure why.

No, wait, I am sure. I'm sure you're a pillock. Sometimes I feel like I am so good to you, I certainly try to be an understanding-as-fuck girlfriend and get nothing back.

See you later.