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I'm putting as little effort into this one as possible. I was going to video record it so I didn't have to do any typing at all, then I realised I'd need to get dressed and put my face on, so that idea goes straight out of the window.

Basically, this is the equivelant to Marys Bartlettes, her book of quotations! You might recognise some of them, maybe even the majority of them. Some of them might be from songs and some might be from literature. Either way, I like them.

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."

"He who tries to forget a woman, never really loved her."

"Women have a wonderful instinct about things, they can discover things except the obvious."

"A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't."

"You want me to act like we never kissed, you want to forget; pretend we never met, and I've tried and I've tried but I haven't yet... You walk by and I fall to pieces."

"Your heart is my pinata"

"One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter."

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying."

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?"

"I have the simplest tastes, I am always satisfied with the best."

"After my first...
I built this suit or armor.
So strong, so invulnerable.
I came across you.
Slowly, my guard was let down.
So, so vulnerable to pain and despair.
A love so perfect, so beautiful
Was the double edged sword.
One side so sweet
So dull of worry
So full of love.
The other so sharp of worry
So deadly with confusion
So overcome of aberrancy.
They meet at the apex.
The sword was the only thing,
The only thing to pierce through the armor.
Through the mind, the soul, the heart...
The sword tears a hole
The sharpest of sides is sumb to pain,
The dull side brings a pain.
A pain so excruciating
The pain unreal the suffering so great.
This side pierces the mind, the soul, the heart...
The wound lasting and irreparable.
A pain never to leave.
A pain that allows you to live but in turn
It kills the mind, the soul, the heart
A pain that may lie dormant
Only to arise and hurt more than it ever did.
But through all doubt and suffering
The love was worth the pain.
The love so perfect so beautiful.
Was worth the pain
Was worth the death of me
Was worth losing everything I ever had.
Even if it was you that I lost."

"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all of my life."

"Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever, and when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day."

"Nobody can hurt me without my permission."

"A sad ting in life is that sometimes you meet someone who means alot to you, only to find out, in the end, that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go."

"I've heard it said, the trick is to set your watch when you hit the plane, that way you can tricck the workings of a tired brain. But sometimes I feel sick, sometimes I just feel so drained and cut down to the quick longing for that voice again. On the phone, you always ask if I'm okay but it's not the same as being happy.

I travelled 40,000 miles last year and I'm working on the same again. I fell for 15 different girls and nearly lost all of my friends. Well, I am jet set, jet lag, laded. You're always 16 hours ahead, quietly reminding me how I used to be.

Airports make me sad, I'm sure they shouldn't all be the same. But they're just landing pads, boring tourist shopping chains. I remember times we had, drinking while we wait for your plane, feeling kind of bad, wondering which one of us has changed. 'Cause we used to be so slick, subtle young hips, romantic young kissable lips, unbearably sharp, unbreakable hear with wide eyes and faith. That life could never pull apart if we were okay. But distance kills the best of intentions and I never intended it to be this way."

"We look at each other, wondering what the other is thinking, but we never say a thing."

"The course of love never did run smoothly."

"The love that lasts the longest is the love that is never returned."

"Only the shallow know themselves."

"The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly that even the final surrender; because this already has within it that surrender."

I do hope you enjoy that. It's a change from the quotes I usually dot around the posts.