It's Better; To Think Of Others.

"there's something about the way you do the things you do

and when you do the things you do it's got me oh, oh

don't need no Maybelline 'cause you a beauty queen

don't need to L'oriel 'cause bitch yo' bad as hell

if I'm Casinova, then you're a supernova

girl, that's what you do to me,

you've got me saying 'damn girl, you're so fine.' "

See, I think I'd be better off as a lesbian. Don't you? I'm sure that, if i tried, I could attract more women that men to myself. I'm sure a female companion would last longer and it'd be well sexy! I'm such a man when it comes to relationships, which is a pitty really. I like to hold and not to be held (which isn't right because I'm always the shorter one), I prefer to do things for other people instead of them looking after me and tending to my every need, I need a penis... not a vagina! I think the first person I would hit on is Cleggie (bet she reads this and gets freaked out!), I don't mean that in a way that I am right now romantically interested in her... just that I have a sort of obsession with her where I think that absolutely everything she does is amazing and she should get a promotion to God.

It's weird how often I think about this, really. I'm sure the average woman doesn't think about this as much as I do. Do men think about this too? What things would be like if they find a partner of the of the same sex? Hmmm. I'm going to ask my male friends tomorrow and get back to you with that!

You know how I accuse my male friends of having "man crushes" on the other guys? Why does no one accuse the girls of fancying each other? What would you call that... "woman crush"? This is my first piece of writing of 09 and I feel it's a disapointment. I will shortly publish a post on the new year, I think. This is just another blog full of sentences put together with very little thought... I wish they would let me do this for a living.

Listen to Award Tour by A Tribe Called Quest.