Tuesday, 17 February 2009

My Possessions.


Get your hands off my phone, it's mine, leave it alone. Give back my gloves! I need them, it's cold. Don't tug at my shirt, you, I will seriously hurt you. Is it that big a deal if I take off my shoes?
Hand me my bag, I'll show you what I have. Useful items and pointless bric-a-brac. What do you need?
Are you bleeding? Here's a band aid.
Are you tangled? Here's a brush.
Are you sweating? Here's my deoderant.
Are you dirty? Have a wet wipe.
Are you cut? Have an antiseptic cleansing wipe (alcohol free).
Are you ugly? Search through my make up bag.
Are you stressed? Have some chocolate.
Are you good looking? Grab my camera and take a picture.
Bad breath? Have a trebor soft mint, peppermint.
Raining? Have my umbrella, I warn you, it's broken.
But don't even think about touching anything without asking.

1 comment:

Ms_Time_Devine said...

Lol. That's brilliant!