Humor.

Singular worded headings on blog posts is something I seem to be making a habit of. I'll try my best to stop.

Humor. Funny things, they're humorous. I find lots of things funny. There was a dog I saw last night, it spent a good 15 minutes barking at another dog it heard across the other side of where I live, later we realised it was barking at it's own echo. That was hilarious. What else... When I burst out with "can vegans not eat bananas?", misunderstandings are always a laugh. The line, "Do you feel like a chain store? Practically floored.", it makes me smile. I guess its kind of funny. When people rub my face with my own hands, repeatedly, I laugh so hard I cry.

But one thing I find funnier than all of this put together, is that since I found out that one pathetic man thinks my weight makes me unattractive... Two people have commented on my weight, asking if I've been dieting as they think I've lost some. How wonderful is that?

Given that one of the people was a family member, they sometimes just say these things to cheer you up, and it works! But the other person was someone I do not get along with in the slightest, we never have. Bearing in mind, he hasnt seem me in over a year so it is highly likely that I have lost weight...

More to the point, suck on that! You think my weight is unattractive, but hell, I don't see anyone else saying the same. You have a cheeck to talk anyway, you're not the best catch in the pond. Your personality is lacking in something distinctive, your conversations aren't interesting, you're not tall or short... which is weird seeing as most guys are either ridiculously tall or short, your hair is just silly... Basically, there's nothing that would keep me interested in you for more than a minute. And you're a slag, forgot about that.

I love it when I'm right. It's funny when other people are wrong. Humorous, even.