It's Saucey!

I can only try and be saucey.

Today we realised that Heather Cameron cannot be sexy, saucey or seductive. Writing this while the song I'm listining no says "makin' out, getting better and better, makin' out, back seats getting wetter, makin' out, i think i'll take off my sweater" seems rather ironic. Point being, I dont think, act, or feel sexy!

I can't do it, I can't turn you on! I can't turn myself into this sex crazed machine! I'm not sexually inclined, I can't be sexy for no reason, I have no reason to be saucey. If i try to be seductive I just look silly. Imagine me rubbing up against you like "yeeeeaaah, you want a piece of thiiis?", silly, isn't it?

It's not because I don't have any confidence... I'm full of the stuff, I'm one of the most confident people we know. I'm happy with the way I look too. More than happy, I think I look great.

I'm sure it has something to do with the fact that I hate that whole sexy thing, the same way I hate it when people are cute, I dont want them being sexy either. I wouldn't like a relationship that is based on us being sexy and getting all sexy and what not. I wouldn't like a relatioship right now, to be honest.

I'm really bad at being a teenage girl. I'm meant to think far too much about what I eat, wear and all that, I'm meant to chase after all of those boys and jump in bed with them and have awesome parties.
I'm just having awesome parties.