Msn Has Astounded Me Again!

There's an article up today that has advertiements by match dot com all around it, "Find a date today!" and all the rest of it. The article today is the top things you shouldn't tell your boyfriend or guy you're interested in, these are...

1. You don't exercise
2. You are useless with money
3. You diet constantly
4. Your previous relationships
5. Your chocoholism
6. Your beauty routine
7. Your ditziest remarks
8. Your vital statistics
9. Your crush on his friend

... I'm left with hardly anything to talk about! I can't tell him about how I get upset and go through big slabs of chocolate within the hour? It's a bit late anyway, everyone already knows. The world also knows I don't exercise, ofcourse, I walk every day (almost) weither it's in town or a proper walk, I do still move...

Now, I can't talk about my blonde moments. "Guys like a girl with a brain.", I do have a brain, I can get involved in intelectual conversations. I'd just rather not, I enjoy talking about the simple things. Why would I want to pretend to be smart, whcih is very difficult for a blonde, to impress the guy? Wouldn't he then fall for smart-Heather? He wouldn't like me for me. My blonde moments are the best! The time I asked one of my close mates, Mel, if her name was short for Melanie... even though her name is melissa and I've known her for almost 4 years. The time I pointed to a door and sait, "Dude! Where do you think it goes?", right above it was a sign that read TOILET. It's a conversation point, and in my opinion, conversation is essential!

What else can I not do... Tell him I am useless with money. He will know that already as it is the main reason I will cancel on him. I have no job and parents that are pissed off alot of the time. We're not the richest of people, judge me on that and I'll chop your head off.

I understand not telling him about my "vital statistics", sizes ect. That's just a self respect thing in my opinion, I'm not a girl that believes everyone should know the sizes of my body. I have no problem telling you, I am happy with my body, I just know that boys like to brag to their mates about girls. Men.

Don't tell him about your ex's. Oops! That's one thing I make a habit out of. When we walk through glasgow, it's "oh, that guy used to fancy me, and I got off with him, and he was my boyfriend for a while..." but ateast I'm being honest, right? He's gonna find out sooner or later anyway, seeing as half of my friends are my ex's and the whole of Glasgow is just one big dating agency for me.

Basically, I think everything the writers have put is complete and utter balls. I can't get away with saying anything anymore! If a guy can't like me for my dumb remarks, countless ex boyfriends, money problems, fad diets and eating habits... well he can get fucked, really. I shouldn't have to change for anyone. And no guy has ever covered up anything about himself to be before... I hope.