Sweetness.

Sweetness I was only joking when I said

I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.

Oh sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said

by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.

I do this thing, right, where I throw people off. I do this thing, yeah, I tell people I hate them because I want them to try for me. I do this other thing, 'kay, I make people think I'm really fun and interesting but really I am just moderately fun.


I do this other thing, which I'm sure alot of you can relate to, where I have found someone that could be a potential target so I have befriended them... therefor in the process entering that 'friend zone'. How sucky is it in there? The only positive is that you can imagine all the ways it wouldn't work between you two, because it'd just be too weird.

Imagine seeing people that way, but for every person you met. Every girl/guy you seen in the town and you thought "they look like fun". Then you start to list everything that could potentially go wrong between you two. It's a horrible point of view but it keeps me safe.